UFL week 1 game thread Mar 27-29 2025

Kings defence is playing tough

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Pretty clean game so far

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One good thing about the Utter Futility League, their refs are lightning quick. None of those cheesy ten minute long conferences we see in the No Fun League.

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Clean stats but FILTHY big plays also screwed up by penalties!

Your statistics lied to you again tonight buster!

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Those fake news stats caught another victim off guard.

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haha what a play. that should’t have been thrown into that coverage but the receiver made an unreal catch.

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That’ll catch some NFL eyes.

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oh that dude is hurt. he was out cold i think.

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Deion Sanders with the pitch for Depends.

Oof. I didn’t need to see that in my life.

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Oh shit that was the fencing response. He is hurt bad

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Remember the days when they’d whip out the smelling salts and get those lazy knocked out layabouts off the turf and back into action?

For some reason it’s kinda fuzzy for me. Too many hits to my head I guess.

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Yep, that was the old jacknife treatment by the secondary like in the old days.

Yep.

/Sips beer

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yea he hit his head on the turf pretty hard. glad to see he’s up and walked off. can’t believe they didn’t bring a cart for him tho.

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that was a great throw. Louisville qb is playing well.

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Gotta wonder if wearing one of those ‘Guardian’ helmets would’ve made a difference.

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Take the points now you bojacks - four points is solid.

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Almost insurmountable.

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No matter what, you have to play solid defense, but ahead four points, you can at least give up a field goal.

Three points in a low-scoring game is a lot.

Ask those Denver Broncos before the blizzard showed up in the second half, but for some reason in January they didn’t check the weather before or during a playoff game.

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And MOST importantly… this is NOT the CFL. Any lead can be safe in this league.

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what is with drone operator giving out free haircuts?

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