Bomber News and Discussion 2026

Robert Marvin Hull… uh, I mean ‘Lee Hull’ didn’t sign a million dollar contract at Portage and Main in 1972 but he DID have some NFL experience as a receivers coach at the NFL level.

Coach O’Shea must’ve liked what he heard from the 60 year old Not-Golden-Jet so maybe he found an assistant that he can beard… uh, I mean ‘bond’ with.

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/Taps microphone

“And I’d like to thank first the Overgrown Beaver in the back @Maaax there, as well as Mr. Beaver, and all their associates for their invaluable assistance in …”

Woohoo!

Elgersma quit screwing around in spring football camp and made the right decision!

Now let that be a lesson to all others who are even thinking of following that path when they should be in the CFL!

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Wow, wasn’t expecting that but as you say great news. I’m glad he came to his senses and made the right decision.

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As you correctly surmised Agent Paolo, a backroom deal with Taylor Elgersma was reached after after an epic 4th dimensional contract negotiation for the ages.

We were locked brain to brain in mortal combat for what seemed like hours but that was only because I fell asleep during the handshake.

So there we were in the parking lot of a McDonalds arguing over who gets the free coffee coupon when suddenly I caught a break. Noticing that the expiration date had passed, I fired the opening salvo by handing my adversary the expired coupon thereby putting him in my debt at no cost to the bribe fund that Kyle Walters had given me (which stood at just under ten dollars).

Slowly I began to wear him down. Either that or he was melting in the hot sun. Holding a magnifying glass to his forehead on that day turned out to be sound negotiating strategy.

Anyway Elgersma was starting to sweat (he didn’t smell too good either) and he almost caved when I offered to give him 20% off on a year’s subscription to Better Homes and Bojacks. The clincher came when I sweetened the deal with my prized five year old belly lint collection which I might add was starting to catch the nostril of many a fair beaver.

Bottom line… the deal got done and our wayward second round pick from last year’s CFL Draft is now on his way north to Bomber Command HQ here in the Peg.

And that’s the way it went down. :beaver:

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Wow! It looks like I missed a lot since the end of last season. Thank you @GridironGirl and crew for creating a place with a very familiar feel. Thanks also to @bomberjunkie for leaving a trail of breadcrumbs in my inbox, and to @Maaax for helping us carry on as usual. I see @Nasty-Nate has a new handle. Perhaps an image of Ilie Nastase can be a future avatar. I don’t intend to dead-name anyone, but I would have voted for Lyle_B_Vile as a new moniker, Nate. Anyway, it feels great to find my way back home, guys.

For my inaugural post in our new home, here’s an interested article from 3DownNation:

Note: Apparently new users can only mention 2 users in a post. My apologies Maaax and Nasty-Nate.

Note part deux: Thanks for fixing my trust level, GG!

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Welcome back @arnie ! I’ll look into getting that changed for you.

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:wave: heya Arnie nice to see you back. glad you found us.

i boosted your trust level so you should be good for a better posting experience now :smiley:

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That was a pleasant read @arnie. As I don’t know the results of other teams, and I don’t usually deal in hyperbole.

However, I would definitely say it’s up there in best drafts.

Here’s to hoping they continue to draft well and not end up in the draft-and-develop black hole like the Winnipeg Jets did post-2015.

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If not for your messages from December 11, and for my newly-validated habit of keeping thousands of unread emails, I may still be wandering around in the wilderness. So thank you much, @bomberjunkie ! :grin:

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Thank you for your trust, GG! I shalt not be a shit disturber, much. :grin:

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I knew it was a good draft class, but like you, I didn’t know how it compared to other teams. I guess now we know. I’m still hoping to hear from other teams’ fans to see if they concur or not.

Uggh, draft-and-develop black hole is sadly very apt for the Jets past decade.

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yes. stallions are a mess of a team, and in the ufl that is something lol

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Yeah, I think that trust level for new arrivals is set low like that because we have learned that we can’t trust all those at the old place who make it here after battling the high seas after the old place was blown up in December, you know.

Now a great many did not make it and won’t.

:smirking_face:

But wow did you take a long time, so welcome back Arnie!

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nah the initial trust level restrictions are meant to stop/deter bots that use automated signup scripts to spam forums

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Thank you, Paolo! I thought I would be hopelessly adrift waiting to sight land forever. Alas, I have survived the high and lonely seas!

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I shalt not be a bot either! (But I do love me some fried spam!)

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Nice to see you back Arnie. I kept the spam sandwich that you ordered last fall by the kitchen window. It still smells… I’m gonna say, ‘delicious’ but it’s starting to move on its own. Just let me know when you’re coming to pick it up.

I’ll see if I can coax it into a doggy bag with my electric cattle prong.

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Thank you, Maaax, that is very kind of you to hang on to my order for me. Tbh, I had totally forgotten. Your kindness deserves a special reward, so I enthusiastically transfer ownership of said delicacy to you for your personal enjoyment. Besides, you may have just cured me of my fondness for spam. Also, the cattle prong is a great idea to warm up your treat! :grin:

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I could go for that and second your motion, but if he were to object to being called Vile, I would vote for Nasty Lyle Style II, his full legal forum name, and he could be Nasty Lyle for short too. Who the hell is that new Nate anyway?

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Aye you missed it all as did many adrift on the high seas, and it’s okay.

Here’s some of what happened in the aftermath in those days of heated battle before we all had to leave.

WE WON!

Welcome, stand up again, and be proud of yourself and that you are with us all here all safe as well!

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