week 5 in repole-controlled football league UFL
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i need suggestions for drinking games during tonights game.
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Having watched a few games and having noticed a few patterns, perhaps a drinking protocol has to be invoked every time
- Mike Repole with his ego are shown or mentioned during a game
- Whenever the announcer utters some sort of UFL propaganda, especially about something claimed great that is simply not (i.e. something about a great crowd in a stadium less than half full of actual people, irrespective of inflated reports of attendance)
- Repeats the rule about no punting once the 50-yard line is crossed
- Ugly shirtless dudes are shown on screen
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i won’t make it out of the first quarter with those rules
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Who else here is strangely and secretly cheering for a loud F-bomb by Mike Repole on live TV!?
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well i went looking for the red solo cups and to my surprise, they come in a bunch of pretty colors, so of course i got purple. so i will now have a purple beer snake of probably no more than 3 cups (although it will look 13 to my beer goggles by that time). if i aim for a weekend beer snake i will most surely poison myself lol. i swear i am the cheapest of lightweight drunks. 
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I love to go online to read UFL fans opine on why there’s low attendance.
It’s crummy weather
The weather is too nice and people are doing other things
There’s a baseball game across town
There’s a NASCAR race on TV
People are still celebrating Earth Day
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a sip of water every down 
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i’d be going to some games if i lived down there.
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hah game time soon. making some kind of food then will get down to some serious libation consumption 
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oh dear the stadium looks empty
haha dc scores. 7 - 0
guess this is a swig 
oh we had a turnover. drinking
now a stallions td holy more drinking haha missed pat
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woah dude just missed a 62 yarder for 4 pts. had the distance too.
prob just needs some tweaking in dr goalposts lab
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since it would help everybody else, I am cheering for Stallions.
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does this mean you have pom poms and you do cheer dances in front of the tv?
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shhh. not telling
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Wow the production tonight is obviously Fox’s budget strategy - put it on national prime time, but use the resources from their Dogshit Sports Network on the cheap.
Meanwhile that drone operator took the night off as the apparently small high school crowd showed up tonight in Birmingham, which we know is a shitty pro sports town and a charity case for this league.
Nothing looks professional about this league except some of the camera angles and those poor sponsors who either got a deal or overpaid and are asking for what are known as “make-goods” if ratings are not high enough.
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haha i am picturing fyb painting his face like puddy LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
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this football game needs a hockey game to break out
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puddy?
pudding lover?
puddy cat?
puddy awful?
fill the hole with puddy?
this guy
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