UFL week 5

Deion Sanders in prime time pitching for Depends!

What a time to be alive!?

Ah gimme some new lawn equipment and some Maker’s Mark whisky with some Arby’s with those too tonight Fox!

Wow, Fox knows their viewing demographic!

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There there, good job taking a break, but you have to return more slowly, for there is more wine when it’s time, as you know.

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“Huh huh huh! The access we have in this league is so outstanding.”

You’re sounding desperate!

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Instead of shipping around players, Mike Repole should be firing some coaches, starting with A.J. McCarron tonight, and just do it at halftime. :fu: YEAH REPOLE!

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yea macaroni is out of his league

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well this beer is going down pretty quick :snake: :snake:

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i have admit, the stallions have twice as many tds before halftime as i thought they would

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They need to fix that kickoff rule to not have so much time wasted after short kicks.

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After all that, the DC kicker missed that field goal wide right.

@BetweenTheGoalposts , get your ass to a screen and watch this game!

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did that dude just miss another fg?

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I switched to the draft for a moment. The hosts are all shoving burgers into their mouths.

:man_facepalming:t2:

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Season 3 Diy GIF by The Simpsons

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Nope, not watching scripted halftime interviews and propaganda, Fox.

:fu: Mike Repole - fix your production instead of screwing around with trading players!

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i have the tv on mute but that group table interview looks so awkward

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halftime i have some electric lettuce to burn now

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Camera person- YOU HAD ONE JOB!

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woah i come back from some astro travelling and stallions have closed to within 2 points and are in red zone
this must be good some good stuff

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Anyone know why Jordan Ta’amu doesn’t sign in the CFL. He must know his NFL chance is long gone.

He’s the only competent player on the field.

DTR is a happy feet mess.

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at least he cheered for past favorite team of mine

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And I’m back near the end of the third quarter at Defenders 38, Stallions 19. Oh well, I guess I missed some action.

And another penalty to interrupt the flow tonight as the fourth quarter starts…

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